Sunday, April 26, 2009

very the random...

during my 3 weeks holiday in KL, I found something very random to talk about...

No. 1...

this poster can be seen almost everywhere from newspaper to cinema. But 1 thing I found it very weird and funny, which is the names of these actors.

Obviously, we Malaysians know who is Jackie Chan and Daniel Wu. But who the heck is Anglia??
3 main actors on Shinjuku Incident's poster and somehow the sponsor took over the name of the least famous actor among 3 of them. Maybe not to Japan, but I am sure he is an unknown among Malaysians. If he is one of the famous actor or superstar, most probably he will show sour face during preview if he saw this poster.

No 2...

where is Sharline???

the longest ad we can see in Malaysia's advertising industry. call me asshole or jerk, but I seriously want to know, where is this girl?? is there still hope to find her?? I have no idea at all. Perhaps it is time to move on???

No. 3...

what a tie!!!

this school must have some fucked up uniform's designer...poor kid who force to wear this super striking orange color tie everyday. But look at the bright side, teachers and parents dont have to worry he will get bang by cars if he jay cross the road. It is brighter than traffic light!!! even Vin Dessel will stop his Mustang while chasing Pheonix.

Talk about racing, few weeks back its all about speed racing in KL..

we have Formula 1 Grand Prix in Sepang. Unfortunately the race didnt finish cause of heavy rain and Sepang Circuit become river instead.

and also Ferarri display in Pavilion along with Formula 1 week...

just take a photo of it for the sake of taking it...I am not a car person.

at the same time, that week was when Fast and Furious 4 showed in cinema. Not sure about the traffic accident rates in KL for that week, hopefully it was a low one. If not, government might ban all these soon...

well, the point is the direct translation for the movie's titles.

I bet all of us before we discuss how cool is Vin Dessel or how cool is those cars, we will first start with...

"did you saw it?? Pantas dan Ganas 4?? hahhaa...laugh my ass out with that"

I know this is super lame and old story. It is also very common for us who watched movies in Malaysia's cinema.

I only watched few movies in KL, so the following are several my own translation based on my BM knowledge...just to make fun of it for the sake of making fun of it.

Knowing - Tengah Tahu

X-Men Origins : Wolverine - Manusia X Asli : Serigala-rine???

Friday The 13th : Itu 13 hari bulan Jumaat

Taken - Sudah Ambil

17 Again - Tujuh Belas Lagi

The International - Itu Antarabangsa

12 Rounds - Dua Belas Pusingan

Step Brothers - Abang Adik Pijak

The Day The Earth Stood Still - Hari Itu Bumi Itu Berdiri Tegak

Eagle Eyes - Mata Burung Helang

The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas - Budak Lelaki Itu Di Dalam Baju Tidur Belang

Resident Evil - Penduduk Jahat

Die Hard - Mati Keras

Outlander - Orang Luar Tanah

You Dont Mess with The Zohan - Kau Jangan Ganggu Zohan Itu

Get Smart - Dapat Bijak

The House Bunny - Itu Rumah Arnab

Never Back Down - Tak Pernah Belakang Bawah

The Happening - Itu Tengah Jadi

Open Season - Buka Musim

Lord of The Ring - Itu Raja Cincin

School of Rock - Sekolah Batu

I think thats enough of my lame examples....

wow....this is so random =_=

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