If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (why do I need to suffer so much for a cup of coffee??)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(wow!!! my ass will burst before the atomic bomb is made..)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(ooooo...are you thinking what I'm thinking?? hehe)
Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (I am right handed!!! woohooo)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(but Jumbo can fly~)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (others?? are just for the sake of produce?? damn!!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (what?? even my pee can't stand that long...)
China is the source of 70% of the worlds pirated goods.(ahhh...I think 20% of them are at Petaling Street now)
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.(whoa!!! so Storm from X-men is the greatest super-heroin!!!)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.( meybe because everyone expected to die someday...but spider appear out of a sudden)
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (ahhhh~ human nature)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.(serious?? what about other parts?? haha)
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.(wow, she is my dream girl...but just a bit too tall for me)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.(haha, thats the reason why crocodile hates ice-cream)
Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr. (thats faster then I drive!!! might kill someone with that speed)
Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living. (ahhhh~monk's ideal food..HONEY!!!!)
Only 1 in 2,000,000,000 will live to be 116 or older. (it surely won't be me...)
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (sweat~ is it called organic dynamite??)
There are more chickens than people in the world. (thats why bird-flu worry us so much)
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.( haha..nowonder they "huh??" non-stop)
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (if you can do it, you are a world record holder)
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. ( haha, thats kind of slow right??)
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. (the horniest living on earth!!!)
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries. (even the record book is holding a record, cool!!!)
Most lipstick contains fish scales.(eeeewwww...don't kiss a girl with lipstick on!!!)
sun shining through...I feel fresh again~there is new hope waiting for me!!!
get up from failure...ready to face whatever is coming!!!
**sick of this life...but it is interesting!!!
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(ooooo...are you thinking what I'm thinking?? hehe)
Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (I am right handed!!! woohooo)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(but Jumbo can fly~)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (others?? are just for the sake of produce?? damn!!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (what?? even my pee can't stand that long...)
China is the source of 70% of the worlds pirated goods.(ahhh...I think 20% of them are at Petaling Street now)
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.(whoa!!! so Storm from X-men is the greatest super-heroin!!!)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.( meybe because everyone expected to die someday...but spider appear out of a sudden)
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (ahhhh~ human nature)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.(serious?? what about other parts?? haha)
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.(wow, she is my dream girl...but just a bit too tall for me)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.(haha, thats the reason why crocodile hates ice-cream)
Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr. (thats faster then I drive!!! might kill someone with that speed)
Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living. (ahhhh~monk's ideal food..HONEY!!!!)
Only 1 in 2,000,000,000 will live to be 116 or older. (it surely won't be me...)
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (sweat~ is it called organic dynamite??)
There are more chickens than people in the world. (thats why bird-flu worry us so much)
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.( haha..nowonder they "huh??" non-stop)
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (if you can do it, you are a world record holder)
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. ( haha, thats kind of slow right??)
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. (the horniest living on earth!!!)
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries. (even the record book is holding a record, cool!!!)
Most lipstick contains fish scales.(eeeewwww...don't kiss a girl with lipstick on!!!)
sun shining through...I feel fresh again~there is new hope waiting for me!!!
get up from failure...ready to face whatever is coming!!!
**sick of this life...but it is interesting!!!
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